March 2012
528 posts
Mom: They're fictional characters
Me: THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEIR LOVE ISN'T REAL
“You’re my soulmate,” I whisper as I look at the blog of someone who lives thousands of miles away and who I’ve only ever talked to on the internet.
friend: omg i love megan fox she is so beautiful!
me: omg i love taissa farmiga i would have her babies if possible!
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend: ...who's taissa farmiga?
me:
friend:
me: i don't think we should be friends anymore.
Hi. I'm Evan. I'm single. Wanna hook up?
dont-be-a-whorecrux:
Making my way down town Walking fast, faces pass And I’m home bound. Staring blankly ahead Just making my way Making a way through the crowd.